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I will be a commander in chief who will never mislead us into war.

According to at least three separate investigations, we already have one. Clearly, an appeal to the Moore Wing of the party.

I will have a Vice President who will not conduct secret meetings with polluters to rewrite our environmental laws.

Does he mean the Energy Task Force? Why, in Kerry's World, are those who actually PRODUCE something of value always described in the worst possible terms. One minute he's blathering about energy independence, the next he's bashing those that would make it possible.

I will have a Secretary of Defense who will listen to the best advice of our military leaders.

I have never heard anyone suggest otherwise of Rumsfeld.

And I will appoint an Attorney General who actually upholds the Constitution of the United States.

We are guessing he means the Patriot Act that he and Edwards voted for, which is making it easier to keep tabs on the Mohammedans in our midst ... this is a naked appeal to Dean and his kooks ... as far as we know, free gay internet porn is still available at the library!