Friday, July 30, 2004

Did Moses propose privatizing Social Security?


We believe in the family value expressed in one of the oldest Commandments: "Honor thy father and thy mother." As President, I will not privatize Social Security. I will not cut benefits. And together, we will make sure that senior citizens never have to cut their pills in half because they can't afford life-saving medicine.


Yo, Kerry -- keepa you Rosaries offa my securities!

By the way ... weren't all the Commandments issued at the same time?!