Arafat est mort

We figured we'd put that in French in dishonor of ... well, the French, who gave him succor and now honor his moldering corpse as if he were ... um, something more than subhuman ...

This is not completely fair. We Catholics believe in death bed repentance (is that a word?) and certainly Arafat might have (repented) ... we also believe in Purgatory, where even a penitent Arafat would spend thousands of years.

So this leaves Michael Moore as the ugliest man in the world (he already was the dumbest and most flatulent) an honor we're sure he will wear like a badge of ...Hostess Fruit Pies.

The Most Disgraceful Former President in American History, Jimmy Carter, wants to go to the funeral ... is there any way we can grant him permission and not let him back in the country?

UN flags are at half mast? There's your "global test", Botox Boy, and your pals have failed AGAIN. And the morons in the electorate have again proven their inherent uncredentialed wisdom by consigning you and your loony wife to the also-rans bin ... nuance our ASS ... stupid is more like it.

And the MSM treats Arafat better than Ashcroft ... which states were the "dumb" ones again?

Meanwhile, the Men of the Red Households continue to mow down the Jihadists in Fallujah ...

Happy Vets Day and God Bless to them and all who came before them.

We were recently informed that our love and support of Israel exposed us as "fundamentalist Christians". That came as a great shock to the beer/whiskey/cigar/metal suppliers of The Ponderosa who have been reaping the benefits of our misspent adulthood ... nevertheless, were She to come under attack we would hop the next El Al flight, grab an Uzi or Galil and fire away!