FLASH: MOONBAT CONYERS LOSES REMAINDER OF MIND!

The senior Democrat on the House Judiciary Committee (news - web sites) protested President Bush (news - web sites)'s re-election Wednesday with a new report claiming serious election irregularities and "significant disenfranchisement" of voters in Ohio.

The report by Rep. John Conyers (news, bio, voting record) of Michigan says Congress should challenge the Electoral College (news - web sites) vote when it is tallied Thursday in the House of Representatives and investigate all claims of voter problems in Ohio.

"We have found numerous, serious election irregularities in the Ohio presidential election," the report said. "There are ample grounds for challenging the electors from the state of Ohio."

Ohio's 20 electoral votes were critical for Bush's defeat of Democratic Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites), D-Mass. A recount showed Bush winning Ohio by 118,599 votes, the Ohio Secretary of State's Office announced Wednesday.

The 102-page report titled "Preserving Democracy: What Went Wrong in Ohio?" lists such problems as unusually long lines, a shortage of voting machines in Democratic-leaning areas, confusion over provisional ballot rules and computer problems.

The report also contends there were widespread instances of intimidation and misinformation, improper purging of voter registration lists, a lack of inspection for about 93,000 ballots where no vote was cast for president, and vote totals not matching registration numbers or exit poll data.

"In many cases these irregularities were caused by intentional misconduct and illegal behavior, much of it involving Secretary of State J. Kenneth Blackwell, the co-chair of the Bush-Cheney campaign in Ohio," the report said.

Carlo LoParo, a spokesman for Ohio's Blackwell, called the report "ludicrous" and a waste of time and taxpayer dollars. He said every ballot was inspected during the recount and many of the complaints have been investigated and found to be inaccurate.

"There are absolutely no grounds for challenging Ohio's electors," LoParo said.

Meanwhile, several House Democrats were looking for a senator to co-sponsor their challenge of Ohio's 20 electoral votes.

The report was sent with a letter signed by 24 House Democrats to Senate leaders, claiming that the "massive and unprecedented extent of irregularities in Ohio raise grave doubts" about the state's Electoral College votes.

-more LUNACY-

We understand that Senator Barbara "Punch Drunk" Boxer (Dingbat-CA) is leaning toward supporting Conyers' daft efforts. (How is it that a party that is home to Boxer, Conyers, Patty Murray, Maxine Waters, Sheila Jackson-Lee, Pete Stark, Henry Waxman, Cynthia McKinney, Jim McDermott, Dennis Kucinich -- we could go on, but you get the point -- could have the temerity to question ANYONE'S intelligence?)

One talent that pathological crackpots excel at is the willingness to accuse others of that which they are guilty of.

Since the Madman Algore failed to steal Florida in 2000, the Loony Left hasn't shut up about "disenfranchisement" (read: liberal constituents, victimized by years of public education, unable to execute a proper vote) and "voter intimidation" (read: asking illegal aliens for I.D.).

Meanwhile, truly suspicious circumstances go unexamined in Michigan and Pennsylvania, and Washington State Dems succeed where the Madman Algore failed, forcing enough recounts and "finding" enough votes to win that state's gubernatorial election.

We encourage Conyers and his pixilated fellow travelers to push forward in their effort. Hopefully they will annoy and offend enough Ohio voters to make it in 2008 what Florida was last year and 2002: a GOP cakewalk.





The Ponderosa: This picture is not a charicature: radical black Muslim, aging hippie, Lenin look alike and ... so on ...