Beasts of 9/11 mark 4th year in Hell
Four years after committing mass murder in the name of his bloodthirsty false prophet, Mohammed Atta, leader of the 19 men of 9/11 reflected on his time in Hell.
"I was very shocked. I mean, where are the virgins? Instead I get this kook with cloven hooves shoving a pitchfork up my bung hole."
Atta, who spoke through his interpreter, the original Mohammed, recalled the moment he and his cohorts realized they'd gone horribly wrong.
"We had been told of the many wonders that awaited us as a result of martyrdom in the name of Jihad" the putative head of the 9/11 plot exclaimed, "Yet the only action I am getting is a daily snake enema from some nut named Baal." Atta paused to wipe a phalanx of maggots off his forehead then added "I wonder what went wrong."
Atta then excused himself and resumed his eternal task of flushing the Quran down the crapper page by page.
Four years down, an Eternity to go
"I was very shocked. I mean, where are the virgins? Instead I get this kook with cloven hooves shoving a pitchfork up my bung hole."
Atta, who spoke through his interpreter, the original Mohammed, recalled the moment he and his cohorts realized they'd gone horribly wrong.
"We had been told of the many wonders that awaited us as a result of martyrdom in the name of Jihad" the putative head of the 9/11 plot exclaimed, "Yet the only action I am getting is a daily snake enema from some nut named Baal." Atta paused to wipe a phalanx of maggots off his forehead then added "I wonder what went wrong."
Atta then excused himself and resumed his eternal task of flushing the Quran down the crapper page by page.
Four years down, an Eternity to go
posted by Mr. Buzzcut at 9:24 AM
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