Wednesday, September 28, 2005

No longer will we be in thrall to eeeeevil oil barons ... We've decided to buy hybrids ...

... as soon as the following conditions are met:

  • As expensive as or less expensive to buy than an average 2005 car.

  • As expensive as or less expensive to fuel than an average 2005 car.

  • As convenient as or more convenient to fuel than an average 2005 car.

  • As expensive as or less expensive to maintain than an average 2005 car.

  • As convenient as or more convenient to maintain than an average 2005 car.

  • WAY less UGLY than current hybrid models.

  • As SAFE as or SAFER than an average 2005 car.

  • As powerful as or more powerful than an average 2005 car.


  • Satisfy these conditions, and our wallets will thank you!

    By the way, you Green Flakes DO know how the big people make electricity, right? Coal and -- eek -- nuclear power!!! Run for your lives!

    There is no human existence without "pollution". Perhaps you should do your part and ...