Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Flight 93 movie currently on A & E ...

"Now boarding all first class passengers, people requiring special assistance ... and disciples of Mohammed."

Update (9:32): The Hell Beasts have taken over the plane in the name of their false prophet and fictional god. Mohammed smiles from his studio apartment in Hell.

Update(9:52): The passengers have figured out what the Mohammedans have in store.

Update(10:11): It occurs to us that had the NSA, prior to 9/11, listened in on phone calls between Afghanistan or wherever and the 19 savages and had foiled the plot and arrested the vermin ... there would have been a certain faction here at home demanding the impeachment of the president and the exculpation and release of the aggrieved adherents of The Religion of Peace.

Update: They're reciting The Lord's Prayer? Where is their sensitivity for the Mohammedans? Where's the ACLU?!

Update:
The passengers have stormed the cockpit, defeated Mohammed's troops and forced the ditching of the plane short of its target ...

The hit on the Pentagon was the high water mark for these assholes.

It all started to go bad for them when the Americans on Flight 93 sent them to meet their evil maker with bad news: "Uh, we missed ..."

We can't imagine what horrors have been visited upon the jihadists since the moment that plane met the earth and disintegrated.

Similarly, we can't fathom the wonders that have been lavished upon the faithful children of God who perished that day.