Desperate to remain relevant, Wilson-Plames file nuisance suit

Cheney, Rove, Libby Sued by Ex-CIA Agent Over Leak



Let's recap this Bizarro World "conspiracy":

Desk-ridden CIA operative is instrumental in getting her poncey fop husband sent to Niger to "investigate" (read: rebut) claims that Iraq sought Uranium from that country.

Said hack spends his time in Niger drinking sweet tea and asking the occasional question of his hosts.

Perfumed dandy pens mendacious editorial catering to "Bush lied" kooks.

Administration wonders who the Hell Joe Wilson is and why he was in Niger.

Administration seeks to answer poncey fop's specious claims and is accused of mounting a smear campaign when fop's desk jockey wife is "exposed" as CIA employee in a Robert Novak column.

Given the agency's attempts to undermine Administration, MSM, finds new love for CIA it once despised, demands investigation.

Evil Neocon Theocrat John Ashcroft recuses self, special prosecutor empowered.

Member of MSM, Judith Miller, refuses to cooperate, goes to jail. Huzzah!, shout the MSM.

Fop and wife bemoan loss of privacy, pose for Vanity Fair cover

Wilson writes crappy book. Reviewers swoon.

Bipartisan Senate intelligence committee report finds that dandy lied about pretty much everything and that fancy boy's report actually bolstered the Administration's claims. Fop is quietly dropped from advisorial post by Kerry campaign.

Special Prosecutor punts on matter of Plame's "classified" status being revealed by sinister forces, settles for charging Lewis Libby for having recollections of conversations that differ from those of reporters involved in conversations.

Intelligence officials continually leak information to MSM regarding programs aimed at thwarting enemy's plans to incinerate us all. Rather than demanding that leakers be punished, MSM gleefully publishes info. NY Times quisling-in-chief cites "public interest".

Novak dismisses accusations of any orchestrated "conspiracy" to punish Plame-Wilson ... or is it Wilson-Plame? Claims revelation of Plame combination of inadvertant slip by offiical who is not political gunslinger and Wilson's maturbatory entry in "Who's Who in America".

Only proven liar in affair -- foppish poncey dandy Joe Wilson -- remains darling of Looney Left and MSM.

Eager to remain first in the hearts of the screwball Left and ignoring the reality that the best the special prosecutor could come up with was a flimsy perjury charge, poncey fop and wife file groundless nuisance suit against virtually anyone with an "R" next to his name, clearly unaware that being questioned under oath is somewhat more perilous than a Keith Olbermann "grilling".

Fact remains that Saddam sought Uranium from Niger and Joe Wilson -- not Bush, not the Brits -- lied about it. MSM and Loony Left yawn.

Jihadists continue to signal their intention to immolate anyone who is not an adherent to their death cult. MSM and Loony Left yawn.

You can't make this stuff up.