Friday, September 29, 2006

Dean blasts Bush



Highlights ...


"Can't you be honest at least once in your life, and admit that you are a deceitful liar who intentionally deceived your nation when you drove them to war in Iraq?"

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"Bush, you deceitful charlatan, 3 1/2 years have passed since your capture of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, so how have you found us during this time? Losing and surrendering?

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"Bush, O failure and liar, why don't you be courageous for once and confront your people and tell them the truth about your losses in Iraq and Afghanistan."

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"Why don't you tell them how many million citizens of America and its allies you intend to kill in search of the imaginary victory and in breathless pursuit of the mirage towards which you are driving your people's sons in order increase your profits?"



Tough talk by the DNC chair and major loon.

Awwwww, you know we're just kidding. Though virtually impossible to discern from the rantings of the Disloyal Opposition, this barrage comes to us via Al-Qaida's No. 2 madman Ayman al-Zawahri.

We apologize to Mr. al-Zawahri for the brutally unflattering conflation of him with the lunatic Howard Dean.

Obviously we're being silly, but the similarity in rhetoric is instructive.