Election 2006: America Surrenders?

Michael Moore in drag?


Does that sound excessive? Well, when Michael Moore, emasculated Euro-wussies, al Qaeda and Internet kids are giddy it's clearly a bad day for America.

November 7, 2006 was a red letter day for the Treason Lobby.

We congratulate those who have voted themselves a larger share of our incomes and have done the bidding of the folks who would separate our heads from our torsos.

Gotta hand it to al Qaeda #2 gal Ayman al-Zawahiri. She might be a demented Mohammedan (redundant?) but she understands the lesson of Vietnam: the American media and mouth foaming disloyal opposition are the best weapons an overmatched military opponent of the U.S. has.

Unlike our opponents, we will not whine about the "unfairness" of this election and declare Ms. Pelosi an illegitimate speaker, though the billions in free campaign advertising proffered to the Dems by the MSM does stick in our craws.

Nor will we excoriate the electorate -- after all, most people do not have the time or lack of a life to pore through the Kay and Duelfer reports, the Senate Intel Committee's pre-war intel report, the translated Iraqi documents, the charts at www.bls.gov and www.bea.gov and so on.

That is the charter of the media, and they were far too busy revealing vital intelligence secrets to worry about such piddling details.

Looks like 2006 was the year of "backing in". The Detroit Tigers and St. Louis Cardinals backed in to the playoffs of Major League baseball but made it to the World Series.

The Democrats have backed in to majorities in the House and Senate thanks not to the strength of their failed ideology, but to the incompetence of their opponents.

There is some hope for conservatives: It was not adherence to our ideals that got us booted, rather quite the opposite. Similar to the old punch line "Yes, Madam, but in the morning I'll be sober while you'll still be ugly" we can recover from this. They are forever stuck with their very ugly ideas. We are not stuck with the corruption of Mark Foley and Duke Cunningham nor the torpor of Dennis Hastert. Now is a great time to purge the crooks and weak sisters.

Further, those who have spent the past six years mocking the alleged stupidity of the president will now be forced to explain the vapidity of Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Dennis Kucinich and a whole host of major loons.

We also fully anticipate the slew of stories next Spring about how the economy is suddenly a cornucopia for everyone ...

Our sympathies are with the 25+ million purple-fingered Iraqis who must now decide whether to sidle up to the terrorists just in case the new Congress pulls the Persian rug out from underneath them.

For our part, we plan to work even harder to earn even more money -- after all, Charlie needs something to redistribute! That includes becoming the first North American group to open a "Burqa, Bombs and Beyond" franchise.

We worry not so much about the health of the economy -- the productive seem to always throw off the yoke of idiocy laid upon them by ignorant legislators.

Rather, it is the threat to Western Civilization that we believe is ill met by the empowerment of these very old children at a time of such great peril.

We urge you to read Mark Steyn's America Alone and Robert Spencer's The Truth About Muhammad in order to get a handle on the frightening truth regarding the crisis at hand.

At a time when the demographic trends favor the Mohammedans, do we really want cultural and moral relativists, people who believe the Constitution protects foreign terrorists, in powerful positions in our government and media?

We hear all this crap about some incipient "theocracy". Typically, this means that somewhere, a Christian is voting.

But there is a very real threat of a theocracy out there, and it's not content to merely wag its finger and tut-tut at things it disapproves of while casting the occasional vote.

We hear al-Zawahiri is already measuring for curtains in the Baghdad government house.

Some day, that could be the White House.