Tuesday, August 26, 2008

"Economics" Night at the DNC

Without looking because we don't have to ... and there's baseball on ...
  • We are in a recession (We are not. GDP +3.3% in Q2.)
  • Oil companies suck.
  • Pharmaceutical companies suck.
  • Insurance companies suck.
  • Most other profit-seeking ventures suck (they might make exceptions for pornographers and abortionists)
  • If you signed an ill-advised mortgage or purchased one too many LCD TVs on your credit cards you are the victim of predatory lenders ... who suck.
  • Rich people -- Hollywood types, back-cover-of-the-Yellow Pages lawyers and Kennedys excepted -- suck.
  • Only the superior intellect and pure heart of Obama, flaccid friend of unrepentant terrorists and product of Chicago machine politics, can properly organize an $11.7 trillion dollar (Y2000 dollars) economy ... despite never having held a real job.
  • If you disagree with that last point, YOU suck.

"Change" sure sounds familiar.