Thursday, August 07, 2008

When did Obama like America?



Really, what part of America's past does Obama yearn for?

The part where a man's income was his own?

When huge sums of money weren't being stolen from one group and lavished upon another?

When our economic interests trumped the junk science of the Greenies and the comfort of mosquitoes (see ANWR)?

When school children were being taught math and science as opposed to being shown how to put condoms on bananas and forced to suffer through the lie-riddled "An Inconvenient Truth"?

When Jihadists captured on the battlefield were not accorded the rights guaranteed to Americans by the Constitution?

When people -- un-Oprahfied -- didn't whine and carp like 5-year olds about the hardships of ... being alive?

When the Supreme Court adjudicated the Constitutionality of laws enacted by the Congress as opposed to inventing laws out of thin air?

When unborn babies were safe from the abortionist's deadly tools?

When we unified against savages bent on the destruction of Civilization?

We're interested in what Obama thinks America "once was".

While we wait for answers, we'll inflate our tires as big as Obama's ego.